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'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Now it fits.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I love these old decorations!"

Face Painting.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Artists of the wild west.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'Quick, press control Z!'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Pollock Painting Company

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"Love your feng shui!"

Curtains haberdashery

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."