Decor Rebel Pillows

"Surprise!"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

I did it my way.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Pillows in love.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Gallery Pranks

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'