Decorating Daredevils Gifts

Chicane

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Now it fits.'

A DIY disaster.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'3-D TV Kit'

Texturing the Walls

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

The Hammer

Dummies Books.

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Wallpapering with Nails

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"The blow drier is broken."

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.