Decorating Daredevil Gifts

'That's the color paint we need.'

"We took everything that was nice and got rid of it."

'Now it fits.'

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

Wallpaper over a door.

A Fallen Christmas tree.

Super glue . . .

Wallpapering 3

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

A DIY disaster.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'3-D TV Kit'

Texturing the Walls

The Hammer

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"I think I've fixed the intercom. Just remember to speak into the ceiling fan when the doorbell rings."

Dummies Books.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'