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Speed reading class.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Kids."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!