Reading Daredevils Pillows

Speed reading class.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Dummies Books.

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Kids."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."