Digital Delver Mugs

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"Your resume says you're a people person? Heck, I've got more Facebook friends than you do!"

Woman receives email in the post.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Spooning

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

End of world nigh!!!

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'Internet' 'Internot'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."