Dream Delver Gifts

Dreaming pets.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

A dream of consequence

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

A workaholic's dream.

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

Don't have nightmares!

Little Mountaineers

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Trapeze Artists

'Great coaching is about helping your coachee to move forward...'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."