Dream Delver T-Shirts

Dreaming pets.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

A dream of consequence

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

A workaholic's dream.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'Okay, whatever you do, don't follow THOSE dreams.'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

"Yeah, we're pretty freaked out too."

'They call this the theatre of dreams.'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

Dreaming about work is not necessarily bad...unless it always occurs at work.

Little Mountaineers

Don't have nightmares!

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Trapeze Artists

'Great coaching is about helping your coachee to move forward...'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'