Dungeon Delvers T-Shirts

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

100k Desert Crawl

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

"Kids."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

Dreaming pets.

Early Goths.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"I told you streaking at Wimbledon was a terrible idea!"

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

The Shark Cage

Lair Freshner

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

Sand sailing in the Sahara

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"This is Frankie. He handles all my stunts."

Pocket protectors...

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Say something funny,'

"Data bases try to avoid me!"

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.

"Fate is but a roll of the dice, cast by giant nerds."

Shoot your own apples

"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"