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'It's cold, damp and dark, but I can't complain - it's perfect for my clarets.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

The discovery of electricity...

'Are we broke yet?'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'It's an antique!'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

You have the worst spring breath.

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Desert Dermatologist

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

"Professor, this changes everything."

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

God in the bunker.

A dream of consequence

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Tourist in the desert

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."