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'It's cold, damp and dark, but I can't complain - it's perfect for my clarets.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

The discovery of electricity...

'Are we broke yet?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'It's an antique!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"Professor, this changes everything."

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

A dream of consequence

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Tourist in the desert

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"Oooh... bacon!"

Wow. A corner office at last