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Early Goths.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The fate of the emigrant

Wildlife

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Easter Island legs

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Alien David statue

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

World Tour.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'