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"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

You Are Here (map in dungeon)

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

'Say something funny,'

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot - thanks!"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

That kid's all business.

Wow. A corner office at last

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

Early Goths.

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'Dad - couldn't you miss just a little of my growing up?'

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

Lair Freshner

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.

'I've orders to shave you and douse you!'

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'