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"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Posh Easter Egg

Wow. A corner office at last

King Madras

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"We need to talk."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'The old one fell apart.'

"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

'A Dust Cow'.

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"I love fruit."

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

"Great---their Santa Fe style has leaked into the hallway."

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

'This one is more expensive, but it comes with factory installed door art and notes.'

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"