Dungeon Decor Enthusiast Gifts

Yeah, next time let's save the rack for last.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Posh Easter Egg

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

King Madras

Wow. A corner office at last

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"We need to talk."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'The old one fell apart.'

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

'A Dust Cow'.

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."

"I love fruit."

Dare to Soar. Believe. Dream. Live Simply. One Day at a Time. I think we need a platitude adjustment.

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

"Great---their Santa Fe style has leaked into the hallway."

'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'

Framing. Folks, how about leaving two inches between the picture and frame? More! No, less! the border is a very controversial subject.

Rubik's Cubicle.

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"