Cave Decor Enthusiast Gifts

"It simple division of labour! Ug do hunt. Grok do gather, me do interior design."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Daddy's working from home today."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Den Furniture

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Mammoth Posing

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Early Sexting

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Early Art Critic

"Gesundheit!"

Cave Painter

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

'Is that a copyright symbol?'