Cave Decor Enthusiast Mugs

"It simple division of labour! Ug do hunt. Grok do gather, me do interior design."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

E=mc2.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Den Furniture

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Mammoth Posing

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Early cave painters

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Early Sexting

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Caveman painting on his wall with a spray canister

Early Art Critic

"Gesundheit!"

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Cave Painter

'Is that a copyright symbol?'