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'I've orders to shave you and douse you!'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Doulton Canada Geese

Wow. A corner office at last

Macho man body building club.

Robotic Flower Arranging

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'A Dust Cow'.

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Antique silver

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

Spot Light

Larva lamp.

Worried flamingo says to other famingo: ''Ere, Dave, are we kitsch?'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"Ghah! I hung the new mirror upside down!"

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

"I'll sue you for copyright infringement."

"As them if I can have the bottle when it's empty - it'll make a really nice table lamp."

Selfie Extension Stik

"You wear pyjamas!"

A man sits in an armchair with seven flies or other insects, framed on his wall; he has a fly-swatter in his hand.

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

Reason # 23 why a pile of money is better decor than a potted plant: nobody has to water it when you're away.

"Stop looking up my skirt you little creep!"

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

"I can't believe they don't sell toilets!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's eaten the wallpaper paste."