Dungeon Decor Aficionado Prints

'I've orders to shave you and douse you!'

Board Game Hunter

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Wow. A corner office at last

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Doulton Canada Geese

Macho man body building club.

Robotic Flower Arranging

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

'A Dust Cow'.

Antique silver

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

Spot Light

'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'

Worried flamingo says to other famingo: ''Ere, Dave, are we kitsch?'

Larva lamp.

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

"Ghah! I hung the new mirror upside down!"

"I'll sue you for copyright infringement."

"As them if I can have the bottle when it's empty - it'll make a really nice table lamp."

Selfie Extension Stik

"Stop looking up my skirt you little creep!"

"You wear pyjamas!"

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

Reason # 23 why a pile of money is better decor than a potted plant: nobody has to water it when you're away.

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

A man sits in an armchair with seven flies or other insects, framed on his wall; he has a fly-swatter in his hand.

"I can't believe they don't sell toilets!"