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"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

clown trophies

"The reconstructive surgery went smoothly but I still get terrible headaches!"

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

Mummies solution.

"Stop looking up my skirt you little creep!"

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

'I hear one more person say 'my bad'. I'll wring their neck!'

A man sits in an armchair with seven flies or other insects, framed on his wall; he has a fly-swatter in his hand.

'Don't try to fly. Next...'

'I've orders to shave you and douse you!'

Bunting

Santa turns on a light and the Xmas tree catches fire says 'On no!'

'I had an overwhelming urge to be nice again. I think I need a holiday.'

"He says he needs somewhere hotter to work from."

Satan relaxes at home with the Hounds of Hell and Ted, his favorite image/media consultant.

"According to your organ donor card, you gave your soul to me."

"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."

Have a fairy merry Christmas.

Tree with a missing top

Devil buys a fridge (its hot in hell).

"Go get me a visualiser! I'm thinking market meltdown, I'm thinking bail-out suspension!"

"Your wife had a macabre sense of decor."

"Can't you get into the spirit of things?"

We actually hate having guests

"No, not a ship in a bottle, a bottle in a ship."