Digital Dungeon Crawler T-Shirts

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Pet Cemetery.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Pirates at the mall.

"Thank god we're out of the city."

Wow. A corner office at last

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Early Goths.

Mitch McConnell

"Well, going by the melted screen and the sufurous fumes I'd say you've been trying to download stuff off the Devil's website again."

conversing using table tennis technology

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

Lair Freshner

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Pocket protectors...

"Y .. M .. C ... oh, I get it - they're Village People fans."

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

"Fate is but a roll of the dice, cast by giant nerds."

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Say something funny,'

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.

'It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to GIVE there.'

Execution Practise

"Yes, it's damned uncomfortable, but my thinking is so much clearer."