Digital Dungeon Crawler Prints

"Do you have any other qualifications apart from reaching level 15 on the 'Deathstar of Doom' game?"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Pirates at the mall.

Wow. A corner office at last

"Thank god we're out of the city."

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

"Well, going by the melted screen and the sufurous fumes I'd say you've been trying to download stuff off the Devil's website again."

Mitch McConnell

Early Goths.

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

Lair Freshner

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Pocket protectors...

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Say something funny,'

"Fate is but a roll of the dice, cast by giant nerds."

Execution Practise

Dungeon Hand Sanitiser