Fate Delver Gifts

"Links"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Pull and all nighter...

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Work avalanche

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

Stacked In Tray

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."