Divine Delighter Gifts

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

God's Phone

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

In the very beginning.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Paradise: Collection of wine

The Cheese God

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

A match made in heaven.

"Wow. Tough cloud."

"I've been hearing nothing but good things about you."

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"I had a vision from Heaven! God told me to go out and save the world and smite all the sinners!"