Divine Entertainer Gifts

"Wow. Tough cloud."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Fishing with God

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Local News in Heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

God passing the time.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Beware of God"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"The amendments are coming next week!"