Divine Puppeteer Gifts

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"All we have left is standing room only."

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Beware of God"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Newton's cradle

Finger puppets in church.

"The amendments are coming next week!"

Ventriloquist Audition

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Hand Puppets for all ages (Especially 3 or 4).

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

'Can I get another second opinion?'