Divine Dancer Gifts

"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

God's Phone

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"I stand corrected..."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Paradise: Collection of wine

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

In the very beginning.

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

A leap of faith.

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

A match made in heaven.

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."