Divine Chore Doer Gifts

Just a regular Sunday afternoon,

A man washing a mascot costume

Kitchen Tetris

Extreme Sisyphus

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Give Way To Cyclists

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Cleaning service on skates.

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"If I were a carpenter"

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

Shuttle wash

"You call that a made bed?"

"How do you work one of these?"

'As the CEO of a large corporation, I don't suppose you'd consider taking out the garbage?'

Photograph from Heaven.

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

'Now that's what I call a miracle, not only can he make the dead walk...he can make them tango as well.'

A gymnast balances her laundry on her leg.

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

'What's your washing dishes got to do with human rights?'

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."

"The reward is Heaven and a set of well-toned glutes."

'All right, I'm done thawing out the freeze, now what was it you couldn't wait to tell me about finally finding two snowflakes that are exactly alike?'

Sex dreams.

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'

Snake charmer.

"I'm sorry, Dad. I can't do this. You always say I should prepare for the future...and last I checked, there's no college degree in 'dishwashing.'"

God and Other Odd Jobs