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"Wow. Tough cloud."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Fishing with God

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Local News in Heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Read that last part back to me.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Beware of God"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"The amendments are coming next week!"

Applause