Mystical Entertainer Pillows

Wow. You're amazing!

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Cat Seance

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Pottery Slam

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"I'll be right back."

Shakespearean Actor

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Snake Charmer

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'Nice Touch!'

A cocktail in a tuba

Orpheus and his violin

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Tom Waits.

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"I have to know how it's done."

"You will be going on a long journey..."

Pollution Free Cocktail Cabinet