Mystical Entertainer T-Shirts

Wow. You're amazing!

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

Cat Seance

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Don't you ever knock?'

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

Pottery Slam

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

You will go on a trip.

"I'll be right back."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Shakespearean Actor

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

Orpheus and his violin

'Nice Touch!'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

A cocktail in a tuba

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"

Snake Charmer

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Tom Waits.

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"I have to know how it's done."