Mythical Musician T-Shirts

Orpheus and his violin

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Arresting Adam and Eve

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Wow. You're amazing!

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

At the end of the rainbow

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

The original sundial.

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

Phoenix

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

Meat Loaf

"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."

Saxophone summoning.