Musical Mystic T-Shirts

'I'm sorry. I just can't read music.'

Saxophone summoning.

'Forget government intervention. Hiring a snake charmer has truly worked wonders.'

Orchestra.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Four children playing the flute.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Play it again, Sam.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Wikipedia...

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Caught in the Music

God's Phone

"I lost the groove."

Witches of Instagram

"All the celebrities come here."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Ill next Thursday

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

Amateur Palmist

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

I love Marimba

Hog Futures