Musical Mystic Gifts

'I'm sorry. I just can't read music.'

Saxophone summoning.

'I don't do palms anymore... let me see your I-pod.'

'Forget government intervention. Hiring a snake charmer has truly worked wonders.'

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

Four children playing the flute.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Caught in the Music

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Wikipedia...

"Do you have an appointment?"

God's Phone

"I lost the groove."

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Ill next Thursday

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Amateur Palmist

Yogi back in 5.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"