Mythical Musician Gifts

Orpheus and his violin

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

At the end of the rainbow

Wow. You're amazing!

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Arresting Adam and Eve

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

If you play this record backwards you can hear xmas carols and heavenly choirs...

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

The original sundial.

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"How do you feel after six days of creating?"

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Phoenix

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

"You're allowed to keep collecting the teeth, but we're going to call you a fairy to make it sound less terrifying."

Saxophone summoning.