Mythical Rock Star T-Shirts

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'Here's one my dad wrote.'