Mythical Rock Star T-Shirts

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Robert Fripp

He kept up his guitar practise...

ZZZZZZZ Top

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Elvis Presley

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Ringo Starr

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Ray Davies

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Plymouth Rock

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."