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'He's my personal adviser...he's teaching me the air guitar.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Rocking Witches.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.