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"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Robert Fripp

ZZZZZZZ Top

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

Freddie Mercury

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Ray Davies

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Ringo Starr

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

"He's got a great future behind him!"

An amplified harp

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Angel playing music

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

Dino Fest

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Guitar Hero.