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"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Sir Patrick Moore.

An amplified harp

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

God creating the galaxy.

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Double bass in space

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

Map of Solar System from Memory.

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

Directions for Hell and Paradise.

Roy, orbiting.

"I'm expecting easy confirmation."

"Andy...Andy...I'm not finding...let me check my spam folder..."

God changes the channel with his remote.

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Space Orchestra

Moon crooner