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'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'

Robert Fripp

He kept up his guitar practise...

ZZZZZZZ Top

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jimi Hendrix.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ringo Starr

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Ray Davies

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Plymouth Rock

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Roger McGuinn

Rod Stewart

Dino Fest

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'