Mythical Rock Star Prints

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Robert Fripp

He kept up his guitar practise...

ZZZZZZZ Top

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Elvis Presley

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Ringo Starr

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Ray Davies

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Plymouth Rock

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

'I knew it was time to do something when I leapt from the stage to do some body surfing and the crowd parted.'

Roger McGuinn

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Rod Stewart

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."