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"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

Doctor using a crystal ball to diagnose patient,

Satanic ritual adorable baby goats

Ventriloquist act monk

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"You're going on a very short journey."

"Here we are."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

Game time.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Arresting Adam and Eve

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"Snake eyes again!"

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

Wrong Address

Madam Mae: Fortune teller - Fortune 500.

'Madam Zelda sees all'

Medusa turning everyone in the 'Hard Rock caf�' into rock

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

"It's Him. he wants us to lay off until the Fruit Board has published this year's crop results."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Excalibur.

'Why don't we wear business suits and call ourselves marketing executives? We could make a lot more money.'

God with a hammer

"Madam Zelda passed to the other side last week. Would you want me to get a message to her?"

"The best spell is sneezing."

Nobody was really sure why the deceased spirit kept spelling out the word 'soapdish'.

Census Infinity.