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'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Little Princess.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Cat Seance

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Wow. You're amazing!

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Fancy Dress Box

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"I'll be right back."