Mystical Player T-Shirts

Madam Zouza. Fortune Teller. I see you playing a game with me wearing helmets … Oh, dear!

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Little Princess.

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Did you have a cat?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Cat Seance

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Wow. You're amazing!

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Fancy Dress Box

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'