Dungeon Enthusiast Mugs

"Yes, it's damned uncomfortable, but my thinking is so much clearer."

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

Wow. A corner office at last

'Ok guys, lights out!...Is everyone uncomfortable?!'

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

"Would it be possible for you to take a photo of my meal and post it on social media?"

Dungeon Hand Sanitiser

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Organic Soldering.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Welsh Dragon

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"I can't believe you had your ex move in with us."

"Ground score!"

'Oh, you know, the usual...just working.'

'I've told you over and over those things will give you cavities, but do you listen?'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

'Boy you light my fire!'