Dungeons & Dragons Enthusiast Mugs

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"Walt Disney on ice."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Organic Soldering.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Emma Watson

Wow. A corner office at last

Welsh Dragon

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

"Ground score!"

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'