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"Walt Disney on ice."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Organic Soldering.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Welsh Dragon

Wow. A corner office at last

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Running out for lawyers and CEOs. Want anything?"

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"Ground score!"

"I can't believe you had your ex move in with us."

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.