Theatrical Role-play Gifts

Santa calling out Zorro!!! jumps from a window on to a very nervous reindeer

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Why do they do that?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little Princess.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."