Role-playing Gamer Pillows

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Man with a cape

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Bond James, Bond."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Princess.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'How about a game of cards?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."