Royal Gamer Pillows

King Pin

The Royal Wii

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'How about a game of cards?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

The Unhappy King

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Royal Love

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield