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King Pin

The Royal Wii

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'How about a game of cards?'

Jack Gleeson

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

The Unhappy King

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Royal Love

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

The Royal Wii.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'