Royalty Roleplayer T-Shirts

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"They're class action figures."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

"Let's try a little role play."

Ethelred II

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'I'm a vestal virgin.'

'We're going to have to cut back a little this year ....'

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

All new holiday season hard wear.

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'